Friday, February 23, 2007

LOST: why i watch american idol

now that i'm back in boston and not watching LOST with my super LOST posse in chicago, i'm losing patience a lot faster than before. in fact, i might just hate LOST.

(here be spoilers. and lots of pent up rage)

why are we focusing on jack and his stupid tattoo that no one cares about? AND, why did kate and sawyer stop asking karl questions (they were on a roll, and then nothing...how about "what makes life with the others so much "better"? it kind of sucked for you, didn't it karl? why were you in that creepy room? why do you people live in one place and work in the other? how did you get here? who are your parents?" i mean, COME ON, kate, sawyer, he's right there, and you just saved his life, MILK IT FOR ALL ITS WORTH!)? AND, why did cindy look all shocked that jack was pissed and yelling at her? HELLO, cindy, jack's in a CAGE and you're being vague, why WOULDN'T he yell at you? I'M yelling at you! and i'm not in a cage, and i haven't been tortured (unless you count the torture of this show), and beaten up and only given grilled cheese to eat. AND, why do they keep bringing up new people, like this sheriff lady, when we haven't seen sayid or jin in weeks and locke and sun only barely? AND, i thought they were supposed to answer mysteries last night! i DON'T CARE why jack has tattoos and what they say (because, as he told the sheriff, she knows what it says, but that's not what it "means"). because even when you tell us, it brings up more questions (like, why did he get beat up by the people on the island, and what does it "mean"). so you're introducing more stupid mysteries and you don't even explain the OTHER mysteries that we've had for longer and care more about, like telling us why the stupid others take certain people and kids and hold executions and why the island killed eko and when charlie is dying and what happened to michael and walt and vincent and danielle! AND if i hear one more time that this will be worth it and the story about the others needed telling and just wait i swear i am going to hunt down whoever is in charge of this and grabuioshtiorsbxjobgosl! GAH.

whew! glad i got that out.
but i did like the kate and sawyer bit -- i felt bad for sawyer.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree.

Jen Lowe said...

preach it my sista!

Rainster said...

Wow. I've never seen a full episode, but um, maybe I shouldn't?

Xtina said...

i don't know, maybe you wouldn't be as frustrated if you don't know how cool the first season was.

i'm way more into heroes now, anyway.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that they could possibly make it worth it. Ever! There are more people that are frustrated than interested now, and I think they'll start losing viewers if they keep this up. I'm trying to figure out what the "three of Lost's biggest mysteries" that were revealed last week are?!?! Let me begin by saying what the three biggest mysteries AREN'T! 1)Who is Carl? 2)What does Jack's tattoo mean? 3)Should Jack trust Juliet? Here are the answers to those questions: 1) DON'T CARE! 2)DON'T CARE!! 3)DON'T CARE!!!!!!! Let me tell you three mysteries they need to resolve by the end of the season for me to continue watching: 1)Why are they on this island? 2)What is the black smoke? 3)What pulled the pilot out of the cockpit in the first episode?

If they can't resolve these by the end of these new episodes, I'm done!!!